Dist-sama's Revenge Diary!
Why I am not a Rose, but a Death God!!
May 12th, 2008 
circa ND1982
Title: Ultra Super Hyper High-Grade Fonic Technologist!
I, the elegant Dist the Rose, shall grace you unworthy savages with my gorgeous presence!
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· 09:21 am - OK SO HERE GOES... [+1]
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09:21 am - OK SO HERE GOES...
soubi - pedo licky
It's coooold. Damn cold out. *Shivers*

LATELY I've been watching medical dramus like House (crazy psycho old men are funny) and Grey's Anatomy (interns are stupidly funny) shutup. They're awesomely awesome. I also now am in posession of GA scrubs. >__>;;; ThankyouverymuchAlexander'sUniforms. LET ME TELL YOU THEY ARE THE MOST AMAZINGLY SOFT PAIR OF SCRUBS I EVER BOUGHT. MRRR!! Plus, they fit very well, and that's a shock- I always have trouble finding XS that actually fit- they're always so damn baggy! WHEE. New scrubs for work make Ashi happy. I love buying scrubs. ♥ Though I still am way too short for any pair of scrub pants to fit properly...so I need them hemmed at some point. Grr.

Why didn't I buy scrubs at a sooner point? Answer: Because I honestly didn't think I'd be able to keep the job for so long. ;;;;;;;;; It's weird. It's a very important job, handling specimen of patients, so I didn't know if I was cut out for it. When I first got the job they told me it was just for filling in a maternity leave so I was all "okay, it'll be just a couple months so I shouldn't get too adjusted." But hey, I have been getting compliments about my work. The supervisor is confident in me; he even started to talk about me staying here up until my very internship!!! WHOA. That's SO exciting!! >w< I even caught someone else's mistake for handling a cardiolipid spec (needed to be frozen NOT refrigerated) and he praised me on that, ha. And since the phlebotomist station is right next to my Send Outs station (there's a window between us where my VERYLOUDANDSCARY centrifuge is!), this one phleb named Melodie (she's freaking awesome, like a mother to me! :D) keeps praising me, too. She was all "wow, look at you, already working in Send Outs on your own! You're a fast learner," etc after two weeks of training. Mrrr. I feel happy at my job, like I'm someone, helping out everyone feels so great. At the end of the day I get a rush of giddy/happiness that I really can't place... I DUNNO MAYBE I'M A DORK. I LIKE MY JOB. End of story! //////

HM, WHAT ELSE. Oh HYEEEEE ASHI WHARZ THE COSPRAYU? I will gather cosplay materials during the week when I hang with [info]facklemuffin. More about that later! 8D

Next week I'll reserve the hotel to visit [info]noetma in July, for that protest in DC... never been to a protest. I'm sure it'll be ALL sorts of fun. ♥

Ah! APPARENTLY on the day of my last exams - my Bio101 exam - my "friend" Angelica (I met her my first semester in my old Bio105 class and we just clicked, talking about science together and I made her realize her love for Bio thus she changed to double major in Italian AND Bio at the end of the 1st semester) came up to me spouting how she wants to now major in CLS. I was SO excited to hear this, omg, you wouldn't even believe it! I would NOT shut up, even when the exam papers were being passed out, ah, I'm so excited!!! I felt like I "converted" someone with all my crazy ranting from my job and my classes, hehehe. Now it looks like we'll be taking more classes together (Well not Chemistry, she's already one semester ahead of me there;;;)!! I FINALLY GET A CLS BUDDY, WHOO! Er, I hope. I am slightly less alone now (?). Mrph. And I don't feel even the slightest bit nervous about competition. >->;;; FUNNY (and sad) THING IS, Ashi does not hang out with her URI "friends," not out of class, nope. Maybe it'll change next year? Maybe??? ;;; I just use the time on campus to study my brains out!;;;; I have no life, I assure you. It's 50% Yumee, 50% CLS. Lulz. T_T

Hmmm what else to talk about here? Ah, since Christmas I had mp3 player woes. I just recently got a Sansa 2 gig and it's marvelous. Of course it's a refurb and I got it for only $30 but it was worth it. I'm so happy to have a regular mp3 player again. AHHH. REJOICE!

SO UM. UMMM. YEAH. Pray I don't get any more cerebrospinal fluid specimen today at work. They are a) scary b) take forever to order and process and c) Dr. Martinez's way of torturing us laboratorians for the oddest, most out-of-blue testing. T_T Gahhh. Seriously, last time I barely had enough CC's. @__@;;; Guhh. I spent an HOUR trying to finish up handling it, too. An hour of OVERtime. *Sigh* Oh well. CSF isn't common so it's not like I handle it every day....hm. /whine.

Oh yeah as for MY oral surgery recovery - everything is fine - except for the gaping hole in my gums. I can see inside my gums. I can SEE INSIDE my GUMS. WHAT?? I hope this is some normal procedure for healing??? No? Oh crap. So I made an appointment with my surgeon to go look at it because I frankly don't think it's supposed to be healing while OPEN. The stitches fell out prematurely, is my guess.

OK I guess that's it for now. :D
Dist and Jade had hawt angrysex on Jul 7th 2008, 8:31 am GMT!